What time is it?
Alright, y’all got 10 seconds to get to the dance floor.
And
Whawk!
C’mon now

America, have you heard?
I got a brand new dance and it’s called “The Bird”
You don’t need no finesse or no personality
You just need two arms and an attitude
And everybody sing with me, come on now

Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa
Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa

Brothers, don’t be cool
Women like it sometimes when you act a fool
Sisters, don’t be shy
Let your body get loose, you ain’t too fat to fly
Come on now

Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa
Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa

Yes! Hold on now, this dance ain’t for everybody. Just the sexy people
White folks, you’re much too tight
You gotta shake your head like the black folks. You might get some tonight
Look out

America, have you heard?
I got a sexy new dance called “The Bird”
You don’t need no finesse or no personality
You just need two arms and an attitude
And everybody sing with me, come on now

Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa
C’mon whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa

Everybody, v

Alright! When the horns blow, I want everybody on the floor
You know this groove is sexy, you ain’t got no excuse no more
Jerome, I wanna show 'em where we live
Siamese twins joined at the suit
Fellas, give me something to fly with

The Wright brothers can’t fuck with that
Jerome, bring me my hat
Did I mess my hair up?
Fellas, y’all play somethin'
I’m go over here and talk to this girl

… Hey Morris, tonight we had a good time to find a girlfriend.

I pledge allegiance to The Time
Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa
Whawk! Hallelujah!
Whoa whoa whoa

Fellas? — Yeah!
What’s the word? — Whawk!
When you wanna get some, what’d you do? — Do “The bird”!

Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Fellas? — Yeah!
What’s the word? — Whawk!
When we wanna get some, what’d we do? — Do “The bird””!

America?
What’s the word? — Whawk!
When you wanna get some, what’d you do? — Do “The bird””!

Take it home
Whawk
Turn us off

It’s the last call for alcohol
You can’t get what you want, you gotta get the hell outta here
Thank you