Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,…Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes “goes”, yes.
Man: Ah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge?
Squire: (confused) I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you.
Man: Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire: Are you, uh,…are you selling something?
Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Ooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Ooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire: Well, I, uh…
Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire: As a matter of fact she’s very fond of cricket.
Man: 'Ooh isn’t? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She’s been around a bit, been around?
Squire: She has traveled, yes. She’s from Scarsdale. (pause)
Man: SAY NO MORE!
Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire: I wasn’t going to!
Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in… photography, ay? “Photographs, ay”, he asked him knowlingly?
Squire: Photography?
Man: Snap, grin, wink, nudge, say no more?
Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire: No, no I’m afraid we don’t have a camera.
Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire: Look… are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no… yes.
Squire: Well?
Man: Well, you’re a man of the world, squire.
Squire: Yes…
Man: I mean, you’ve been around a bit, you know, like, you’ve, uh… You’ve “done it”…
Squire: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean like,…you’ve SLEPT, with a lady…
Squire: Yes…
Man: What’s it like?

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  • 01Introduction
    00:59
  • 02Constitutional Peasant
    02:52
  • 02Spanish Inquisition, Part 1
    02:01
  • 04:10
  • 02:07
  • 04Cherry Orchard
    02:02
  • 02:20
  • 02:24
  • 07Are You Embarrassed Easily?
    02:25
  • 08Australian Table Wines
    01:45
  • 08Spanish Inquisition, Part 3
    01:08
  • 09Comfy Chair
    00:16
  • 01:35
  • 10Famous Person Quiz
    01:23
  • 05:41
  • 11You Be the Actor
    03:02
  • 12Nudge Nudge
    02:41
  • 12Interlude
    00:06
  • 13Cannibalism
    03:16
  • 14Undertaker
    01:35
  • 14Spanish Inquisition Revisited
    00:21
  • 15Novel Writing (Live From Wessex)
    02:35
  • 16Interlude 2
    00:21
  • 03:03
  • 17String
    02:20
  • 17Bookshop
    04:24
  • 18Bells
    02:23
  • 18Do Wot John
    00:31
  • 19Rock Notes
    02:11
  • 20Cocktail Bar
    04:45
  • 21Four Yorkshiremen
    03:31
  • 21Crocodile
    02:35
  • 22Election Special
    07:00
  • 23Marilyn Monroe
    02:10
  • 24Closing Theme
    00:32
  • -Architect's Sketch
    02:49
  • 24Swamp Castle
    04:05
  • 25French Taunter, Part 2
    02:30
  • 26Last Word
    00:16
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