Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?

Ooh, expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?

As bombs explode around us
And hate advances on the right
The only thing that matters, baby
The love that we make tonight

As little babies in make-up
Terrorize the western world
The only thing that matters, babe
Is love between a boy and girl

Oh, expert lover, my babe
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all

I can’t remember my baby’s voice
'Cause she ain’t talkin' no more
Only the sound of love and prayer echo
From the yellow floor, yellow floor

Huh, she’s sayin', “Dear Jesus, save us from temptation
Dear Jesus, save us from hell
Save us from the madness that threatens us all
Can you hear us? It’s hard to tell
In your name we pray”

Expert lover, my babe
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all

As soldiers draw swords of sorrow
My baby draws pictures of sex (yes, she does)
All over the walls in graphic detail
Sex

Everybody say it now
Expert lover, huh, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Under, undercover, ha, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all

Oh ooh
Rip it, ouch! Uh

Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Uh, expert lover, my baby (my baby)
Ever had a Crystal Ball?

Crystal Ball
Expert

My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
Kiss me, lick me, trick me, whoa
Oh yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, won’t you come on?

Expert lover, huh, my baby
Have you ever had a Crystal Ball?

Don’t you wanna?
What my drummer wanna say?
What my drummer wanna say?
Yeah, drummer
Tell me what the bass said

Yeah
Oh, ow
Listen to my, uh, listen to my bass man play

(All right) (Expert lover, my baby is all right)
(All right) (Undercover, my baby is all right)
Listen to the guitar play
Hey! Wait a minute now
It’s groovy

Ouch
Guitar, guitar
Come on now
Oh yeah

My baby licked me fast
Her mama watch her gas
Come on, baby, do me fast
Come on, come on
Your mathematical gas

Uh
Ooh wee!
Darlin', darlin', U know you want a Cry, Crystal Ball
Crystal Ball

I don’t know, I have to ask my mommy first

As bombs explode around you
And hate advances on your right
The only thing you can be sure of
Is the love we make tonight

Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Take off your clothes, baby
Come on, get the Crystal Ball

Oh, expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Come on, take off your clothes, baby
Come on, get the Crystal Ball, come on

Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Oh, my baby, my baby, my baby
Come on, get the, get the, get the Crystal Ball

Oh, you ever had a Crystal Ball?

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